Stupid Things you Should Try!

1. Read existential philosophy (Soren Kierkegaard) whilst selling bus passes to freshman sorority girls.

2. Drive you parents mini van on a trip by yourself to see some friends, because that's the best ride you can get.

3. Consistently watch the worst team in major league baseball, and tell yourself, "there's always hope".

4. Walk home from work in the rain.

5. Create a myspace account, and then regret it, then go forth with it, and then change your mind again.

6. Live in a basement, listen to Conway Twitty on LP when the times beckon it.

7. Feel free to stop a list on number 7, or 6, or whatever number you want, when your not sure if it's funny anymore....