All Local Banks Changing Format?

This just in...Tri Toe times reports today, amidst the current torrential snow downfall, that Banks, yes, banks that hold money, give loans, and otherwise deal with money; will in fact, no longer be dealing with money.
When we interviewed Darryl Westerbottom of Perpetual Commerce Savings about this rapid overnight change, all he could quibble back to us was..."I don't know, I think people were just getting tired of us holding their money" We obviously shot back a clever "well, what will the banks do then?"
"banana's" Darryl said without the slightest hesitation.
"well, maybe llama saddles too"
So apparently, we will not be doing our banking in this town anymore. We will all have to learn to count our own money. On the bright side, if 50% of sales are coming from banana's, this has great potential for freshness that our local supermarkets cannot always guarantee. As for the llama saddles......We'll get back to you on that one.
Stay tuned for more news regarding this and other pressing matters.