Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Monkey Work

Today my time card stamped 8:03, and boy was my boss mad! Thinking I might be ok since it had been months since I had the audacity to clock in at an ungodly 8:02 was incorrect. And I give you the quote of the day from my competent leader of monkey work!
boss......"you do understand how serious I take being on time don't you?"
me: "yes"
boss: "because I'm VERY SERIOUS,DEAD SERIOUS"
Me: "I realized this" (said after biting tongue very hard)......................hmmmmmmmm........i like the taste of blood, Am I a vampire?

Friday, July 21, 2006

Local man to write a book someday!

.....if I actually ever "write a book" .....there's a real good chance it might be a biography about somebody else. Hence a biography, not an "auto".....(that last part was me talking back to me in a snobbish way)

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Random Comments by Me

*So far, my doctor has never said "Mylanta".
*Maybe it's Revlon, ever think of that?
*Girls are not like fish and their not in the sea.
*Please don't say this too me "Working hard, or hardly working". Thanks, I'm really tired of that one.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Sporadic Updates for no reason.

I sometimes wish I would write more, but I neglect to do so mostly because the time it would take for me to organize what I've been learning, experiencing, or dealing with in a clear way. I still am not sure if I write for me or you.

This week I got my first batch of poison ivy. Let me tell you folks......it sucks! It almost made me flip out once this morning. I went to the doctor and got some pills, so there is at least hope now of a cure.

I watched France lose to me least favorite team in the world Cup, the Italians.....grrrrrrrr........no really a fan of France in general I became fans of their futbol team while watching their grace on the pitch during the tournament. All this to watch Zinedane Zidane head butt a guy to the ground. Even Aunt Jenny said there was only one phrase for that. "Bad ass". And yet, it was so stupid, so infuriating, and I'm not even French! Two great teams more than likely lost because of tempers.......England because of Rooney's "groin stomp", and France for the "head butt".......i will now note that Portugals Figo, also headbutted, but it was not seen until later.......

I didn't go to work today, as i was lying around ailing the disease of the Ivy. I tried watching some movies, tried reading a book, but the only thing that brought relief was sleeping.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I made popcorn and invited little sis to watch movie with me.......she is going bowling though..........random!

Friday, July 07, 2006

Nights

I totally don't mind watering the lawn.......