Monkey Work

Today my time card stamped 8:03, and boy was my boss mad! Thinking I might be ok since it had been months since I had the audacity to clock in at an ungodly 8:02 was incorrect. And I give you the quote of the day from my competent leader of monkey work!
boss......"you do understand how serious I take being on time don't you?"
me: "yes"
boss: "because I'm VERY SERIOUS,DEAD SERIOUS"
Me: "I realized this" (said after biting tongue very hard)......................hmmmmmmmm........i like the taste of blood, Am I a vampire?