Sterling College Homecoming
Well, I did not make it to the Sterling College Homecoming for the first time since my lovely graduation back in good old 2000 and one. This makes me a little sad, 'cause I like going back, I really do. I try and not be bitter about my college experience as so many people seem to be. I was for awhile, but i'm past that man, i'm past that. So in honor of ye old SC, I shall post a random memory from the "good ol' days". I typed this list up from some notes I found in a crate of notes I took in college. These were taken in Y-Wain Zimmerman's Physical Science (I called it "Physical Death) class in 2001 interterm. I didn't really enjoy the class that much, but i did a bit of snickering and giggling as I listened to Billig laugh at aformentioned proffesor's wit and charm. So in retrospect, it was fun. Here goes:
Quotes from Physical Science Innerterm Class 2001.
“It’s fun to sit there and watch them” -Y. Zimmerman on ceiling fans in church.
“I’m glad I’m not paying for this”- C. Scott on physical science 1/9/01
“You ‘gotta go to a merry-go-round and start playing with it, see what you can learn” -Y.Zimmerman
“It’s not a real safe thing to do...but hey, you only live once” -Y.Zimmerman before an experiment involving glass. 1/10/01
“Physics is Fun” -Y.Zimmerman at the end of class. 1/11/01
“I have here a device...called a golf ball” -Y.Zimmerman before an experiment. (date unknown)
“I wouldn’t have wanted to feel that” -Y.Zimmerman about 1 inch static charge zap. (date unknown)
“...Then we could get back to eating hamburgers and feel good about them” -Y.Zimmerman after disproving something about cows. 1/16/01
“I have a device here......that happens to be worthless” -Y.Zimmerman before a light experiment
“I don’t know what a fish looks like!” -A frustrated Y.Zimmerman trying in vain to draw on the chalk board a reflection of light off a fish. 1/18/01
“We highly discourage that kind of experimentation” -Y.Zimmerman on cats in microwaves 1/19/01
“I don’t recommend really looking at that bright light” -Y. Zimmerman while burning magnesium in class
“Here is a film.......It’s not something you’re going to learn a whole lot from” -Y.Zimmerman before showing a video to the class. 1/23/01
“This is an experiment you should never do” -Y.Zimmerman before conducting a dangerous experiment with gas. 1/24/01